Nick Lachey Seeking Alimony From Jessica Simpson

Carson Daly joked during his ‘Lsat Call’ monologue on Tuesday night, “You probably have heard — things are really starting to get ugly. Nick Lachey is now asking for alimony from Jessica Simpson. [Audience boos] Listen, the two are now divorced. Jessica responded, ‘There is no way I am giving him alimony, even after I figure out what alimony means.’ Jessica, she just learned fractions. She’s gonna lose half.”