Nick Lachey Slapped With Bedroom Cigar Ban

The National Enquirer reports Jessica Simpson has banned Nick Lachey from bringing in cigars to their bedroom after buying new silk sheets and pillowcases. The 98 Degrees singer argued that it was Simpson’s oatmeal face-gunk that she plasters on her face three nights a week that would cause more damage to the sheets than his stogies. Nick calls Jessica “Bride of Frankenstein” when she wears the face covering, insisting that he wants her in bed with “nothing but a T-shirt on”, as Simpson sings in her hit single ‘With You’.