No Birthday Cake For Paris Hilton

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “I don’t know if you’re aware of this, Paris Hilton’s birthday was this week. It’s Paris Hilton’s birthday, yeah. This is the story. Paris Hilton threw herself a birthday party this week, and she brought two dates. That’s right. Yeah, which explains why Paris told her guests, ‘No cake for me, I had a sandwich in the car’.”