No Longer Jenny From The Block, J.Lo Concedes

According to the Borowitz Report, an official statement issued today by Jennifer Lopez’s fiance Ben Affleck acknowledged that the sixteen words in question on her hit ‘Jenny From the Block’ were “erroneous” and created a “misleading impression that Jennifer has miraculously remained unaffected by her massive wealth and fame.” The statement said that the sixteen words in question –”Don’t be fooled by the rocks I got/I’m still, I’m still Jenny from the block” – would be excised from all future editions of the song.