No Paris Hilton Mug Shot

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Globally, the hugest story in the world, Paris Hilton arrested yesterday. This is the — cover of the Beijing Times. Most important story in the world, right now. Everybody’s talking about it. And I got the latest, of course. She was arrested yesterday. L.A. Police now say they will not release Paris Hilton’s arrest report or her mug shot. Yeah. Unfortunately, the police say, it’s too late to stop the release of Paris’s album. … Now here’s the latest, Paris Hilton has issued an explanation for her drunk driving arrest. She says, she was speeding, because, this is a quote, she wanted an In and Out Burger. She wanted an In and Out Burger. Yes. Comedy experts say the only way Paris’ quote could’ve been better is if Paris said she wanted a Doin’ It Sandwich or Intercourse Taco.”