No Phone In For Paris Hilton

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Earlier today, Paris Hilton was ordered to appear in court, and she tried to testify by phone, but the judge ordered her to show up in person. Yeah. The judge said he didn’t want to talk to Paris on the phone ’cause she charges $3 a minute. … The judge ordered Paris Hilton back to jail because he said she does not deserve special treatment. That’s what he said. Yeah, the judge pointed out that in Los Angeles celebrities only get special treatment if they commit murder.”