No Word On Michael Jackson’s Condition

David Letterman joked during his Late Show monologue on Tuesday night, “The Michael Jackson trial is going on. Listen to the list of witnesses for the defense. There’s Liz Taylor, Quincy Jones, Diana Ross and Kobe Bryant. How are they getting better guests than us?! … The trial has been delayed because Michael had to be rushed to the hospital due to the flu. No word yet on his condition, but I bet we can rule out ‘stable’.”