Not A Good Sign For Michael Jackson

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday, “Welcome to ‘The Tonight Show’. The entire audience tonight is made up of dismissed Michael Jackson jurors. … About a hundred fans turned out to cheer Michael Jackson at the courthouse today. That’s not a good sign when the people supporting you are outnumbered by the witnesses scheduled to testify against you. … At jury selection today one woman was allowed to go home because she is eight months pregnant. When he heard that, Michael said, ‘I hope it’s a boy.’ … How’s this for a bombshell – it seems Michael Jackson’s ex-wife, Debbie Rowe, the mother of his children, is going to testify against him. When Michael heard that, it made his whole face drop. Luckily, an aide was there to pick it up and put it back on.”