Our Version Of Avril Lavigne’s ‘Don’t Tell Me’

Contributed by deviance:

As you’ll see a friend of mine and myself, can’t stand Avril Lavigne so we decided to have some fun with her song ‘Don’t Tell Me’. Hope you enjoy the humor in it.

“Don’t Tell Me” Revised by Kel and Vic

You bought my CD and took it home I know
While you listened to that you said something like oh hell no
you wiped your tears got rid of my CD, why did you spend your dough?
guess it was enough to pray for up above
I know I’m so hard to trust

Did I not tell you that I’m not like that girl, oh the one who can really sing or play
Did you think that I was gonna say something true..this time?
Did you think that it was something I could really do..and try
Don’t try to tell me I’m a fool
Don’t try to tell me that I don’t play
Your better off runnin’ away..yeah

Don’t think that I’ll go far because the way things are I’m about to wreck
Well I’ll be a thing of the past, I’ll be gone fast and you know you’ll soon forget
I’m gonna have to stop tryin’ to be somethin’ I’m not, I know you’re really upset
Get the gun away from my head, I know I’m already dead, yeah that’s what you said
Did I not tell you, that I’m not gonna last, like the others…who go all the way..yeah

Did you think that I was gonna say something true..this time?
Did you think that it was something I could really do..and try
Don’t try to tell me I’m a fool
Don’t try to tell me that I don’t play
Your better off runnin’ away..yeah

This free trip you put me on will prove I can’t last long
And any thoughts of me dissin’ Hillary will go away

Did you think that I was gonna say something true..this time?
Did you think that it was something I could really do..and try
Don’t try to tell me I’m a fool
Don’t try to tell me that I don’t play
Your better off runnin’ away..yeah

You’re better off that way
I’m better off dead anyway