Paris Hilton Fired By Kathy Griffin

The New York Post reports Kathy Griffin took on Paris Hilton as her assistant last month. “We were doing a shoot by Mario Testino for Italian Vogue, and Paris was there – and so I put her to work and hired her as my assistant,” Griffin explained. “I had her get me reservations at Mr. Chow – but I didn’t invite her; I took Lance Bass. Then I had to explain to her the meaning of the word ‘versatile’ – she had never heard it before. I ended up firing her. It was just too tedious. She wasn’t versatile enough.”