Paris Hilton Gets Her Ass Kicked

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “What a crowd. You sound like Nicole Richie when she heard Paris Hilton got her ass kicked. Did you hear about that? … Oh, I love this story! Paris Hilton reported to police the other night someone punched her in the face in a nightclub. Yeah. Well how many would like to see that video on the internet? … Police are now looking for the suspect because they want to give them a medal.”


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| Posted on October 6, 2006 at 5:16 am in Humor

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