Paris Hilton Heading To Outer Space

Carson Daly joked during his Last Call monologue on Wednesday night, “Let me just start off with probably the dumbest story I’ve read about in the last ten yes. Paris Hilton wants to go to outer space. Have you heard about this? [Laughter] I swear to god, this is a true story. Paris Hilton is actually planning to blast into space on a tourist rocket called ‘The Virgin Enterprise.’ [Laughter] In a related story, ‘The Virgin Enterprise’ rocket has just been renamed ‘The Billionaire Slut Shuttle.’ [Cheers and applause] Which makes a lot more sense. Or ‘The Sluttle’, as I like to call it. [ Laughter ] Put paris on ‘The Sluttle’ and let her go. And bring every copy of her album with her. [ Laughter and applause ] Take two Sluttles. Take the whole slew of Sluttles with all the records and just put ‘em out there.”