Paris Hilton: I’m Very Religious

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Thursday night, “’s been spotted carrying a Bible around. But a lot of people think she’s only trying to improve her image. Yeah. Paris denied this and said, ‘I’m very religious. In fact, I scream out ‘Oh, God!’ more than anyone.”

Paris Hilton Shopping At Buddhist Bookstore

May 26, 2007 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue Thursday night, “Oh, and word is out that Paris Hilton was seen shopping this week at a Buddhist bookstore in Hollywood. A Buddhist bookstore. Well, she got one thing about Buddhism down pat. You know the part about emptying your mind? She seems to have conquered that.”

Leno Cashing In On Paris Hilton Prison Sentence

May 25, 2007 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Hey, folks, you are looking at the next internet billionaire. I’m going to make a a fortune. I just bought ‘www.ParisHiltonPrisonShowerCam.’ So this is gonna be huge. … Well, did you hear about this? Prison officials announced today that Paris Hilton will be outfitted with a little button to allow her to summon help whenever she needs it. Yeah. Good to see she’s not getting any special treatment from them. … And did you see this? I love this. Paris Hilton was seen shopping at a Buddhist store in Hollywood yesterday. I saw it on the news. Ah. The other day, she was seen with a Bible, now she’s at the Buddhist store. Apparently, she can’t seem to find a religion that will take her. … Did you see Paris walking around with a Bible? It wasn’t even the Bible. It was a book called ‘The Bible For Dummies’. … Do you think when Paris Hilton reads the ten commandments, she goes, ‘Did that, done that. Haven’t done that’.”

Pairs Hilton’s Tanning Salon Jail Prep

May 25, 2007 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Here’s the latest. Paris Hilton reports to jail soon, and the other day, she prepared herself by going to a tanning salon. Yeah, yeah. As a result, Paris’ prison nickname is expected to be ‘dark meat’.”

Trying To See Paris Hilton In A New Light

May 24, 2007 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Paris Hilton has been spotted carrying a Bible around and experts say it’s because she’s trying to make people see her in a new light. Yeah, and I think it’s working, too, ’cause everywhere Paris goes, people say, ‘Hey, look, that skank has a Bible’.”

Paris Hilton With Bible In Hand

May 24, 2007 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “In an effort to show the judges she should have her sentence reduced even more, Paris Hilton was seen leaving a book store today with a Bible prominently displayed. You know, I don’t know what’s more unbelievable, that Paris Hilton can read or that L.A. has a book store. … Do you think she’s ever read the Bible? She asked the guy, ‘Is it a a first edition?’ ‘No, it’s not.'”


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