Paris Hilton Is Still On The Loose

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Thursday, “Paris Hilton is still on the loose. She checks into jail on June 5, for 45 days. But maybe not 45 days. She can get one day off for every day of good behavior, so she can do as little as 22 days. My guess is she’ll only be in there for four hours. By the time they finish the cavity search, she’ll be in the trunk of a limo and on her way back to the sky bar.”