Paris Hilton Now Has A Record
Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Tuesday night, “Well, Paris is free, ladies and gentlemen. As you know, Paris Hilton is free. She was let out of jail last night. And now she has a record. Yeah, she has record. She does. Which sounds bad. It doesn’t sound nearly as bad as her CD. But the record is bad. … As you may know, tomorrow night, Paris will give her first post-jail interview on ‘Larry King Live’, yeah. Is that the name of the show, ‘Larry King Live’? Shouldn’t it be ‘Larry King, is he still alive?’ Shouldn’t that be it? We love Larry King. … Actually, Paris was originally supposed to do ‘The Martha Stewart Show’, but under the terms of probation, she’s not allowed to associate with any known felon.”
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