Paris Hilton Off To Special Needs Jail Housing Unit

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Thursday night, “Paris Hilton dropped her appeal for her 45 day sentence. She’s off to a special needs housing unit, usually reserved for politicians and well-known people. Actually it’s not even a jail at all. It’s a nightclub called Jail. … When they told Paris Hilton that she would have to share a cell, she was devastated. Then they explained that they were not talking about her phone, it was a jail cell; and she was OK. … With good behavior, her 45-day sentence will only last 23 days. We can’t be greedy. We should just be happy that she’s going to jail at all.”