Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Paris Hilton on the cover of People magazine, their ‘Most Annoying Woman Alive’ issue right here. … As I’m sure you know by now, last night, Paris Hilton made her first post-jail appearance on ‘Larry King’. She said spending an hour with Larry made her miss solitary confinement. … No, she told Larry being strip searched was the most humiliating experience of her life. And then she asked Larry, ‘Do you make all your guests do this?’ … No, she said while in jail she read letters from her fans that brought tears to her eyes. You know something? That always happens whenever she tries to read something. … And my favorite part – you probably saw this all over the place – she told Larry while in jail she read the Bible, and then Larry asked her what her favorite passage was in the Bible and she said, ‘What happens in Sodom and Gomorrah, stays in Sodom and Gomorrah.’ I believe that’s from the book of revlon, if I’m not mistaken. … Paris also said that she has cut certain people out of her life that were a bad influence. The people that were a bad influence, she’s cut them out of her life and replaced them with some new friends she made in prison. So that should work out. … That should work out great. Paris also says she learned a lesson. She says from now on when she gets into a car drunk, it will only be to make out in the back seat.”
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