Paris Hilton Rubbing Ice Cubes On Her Chest

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “In fact, it was so hot, Paris Hilton was rubbing ice cubes on her chest, even when the guards weren’t watching. … Hey, did you hear about this? Yesterday, Paris Hilton called Ryan Seacrest’s radio show from jail. And there was talk about how lonely it was without a guy and without a guy to hang on to. I don’t know what Paris talked about, but I know that’s. She was talking about something else. … Well, according to Us Weekly, Paris Hilton does not read the books in the jail library. You know why? Because they’re books. … I guess you heard. Did you hear about this? NBC was going to give Paris Hilton $1 million for an interview. NBC now denying they ever offered Paris Hilton $1 million for an interview. NBC is also denying they have had shows called ‘Joey’, ‘The Black Donnellys’ and ‘The Real Wedding Crashers’. I guess after you talk to Ryan for free, why would you pay $1 million? … No, actually, the deal fell through when NBC told her she would have to pick the $1 million from 1 of 24 different suitcases. You know, that’s not a a bad idea for a game show. … You know why I think NBC pulled out? You know the real reason they pulled out? Have you seen our ratings? We’re in fourth place. We don’t have $1 million. … Well, NBC told ‘Access Hollywood’ this week that he had made a offer to Paris Hilton to pose naked in Playboy magazine, huh? Hugh Hefner, ooh, posing naked in Playboy, yeah. That would be a coup, huh? Naked pictures of Paris Hilton, ooh.”