Paris Hilton: The New Britney And Christina, But Better!

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Everybody knows Paris Hilton. She’s probably one of the most popular and talked about celebrities in the world, and one of the most famous. Not only that, but she’s also one of the most confident celebrities out there. She has fame, fortune, and has no shame. Unlike Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera who are always apologizing for their antics, and always act innocent one day and all dirty the next, Paris actually just takes her for who she is, and doesn’t ever apologize for it, or play a charade on her character.

I think people don’t give Paris enough credit. She deserves credit when it’s due. You have to give her props, for somebody who was born so rich and famous for being famous, she’s doing a pretty good job at earning her own wealth, and not just trying to hold onto her family’s bank account. She’s a model, fashion designer, actress, author, icon, socialite, TV show star, and will hopefully be an aspiring singer. Not only that, but she’s also genuinely a good person. No matter what people see of her in the tabloids, she’s really a sweet person, and for some reason people don’t realize that.

People are always saying that Britney is popular and famous, well, not as much. Britney has to do something stupid, like throw Cheetos or something at a camera, while Paris can just stand in the street and get just as much attention or even more than Britney herself. And as for Paris’s looks, she’s far more beautiful than Britney and Christina put together. Britney is fat, and Christina is anorexic. Britney is so fat that people can mistake her as a couch with a sack of potatoes in it. And Christina is so skinny that my dog can mistake her for a bone. And unlike Britney and Christina who always try to lose wait or gain weight to get attention, Paris is not afraid to just show off her curves and her nice figure. And on top of that, Paris is just more fun than both of them.

If you watch the Simple Life you should know that she’s really a funny person, and has a nice sense of humor. So you people that think Paris is a joke, look again, and harder! She’s going to one day be bigger than she is now, not for simply being an heiress, but for being a threat to both Britney and Christina once they’re both dumped in the trashcan of past fame.


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| Posted on May 1, 2005 at 10:49 pm in Uncategorized

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