Paris Hilton Vows To Be More Annoying In ’05

According to satirical website The Borowitz Report, one day after Britney Spears was named the Most Annoying Celebrity of 2004, Paris Hilton congratulated the pop tart on her victory but served notice that she intends to re-take the title in 2005. “Britney had a very annoying year and deserves credit for that,” the hotel heiress said, “but I will do everything in my power to be more annoying in 2005.” Read more.