Paris Hilton Was Smart After DUI Arrest

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Oh, what a crowd! Yeah. Thank you very much. You sound like Nicole Richie when she heard about Paris Hilton. What a crowd. … That’s the big story in Hollywood. Paris Hilton arrested last night for suspicion of driving under the influence. Yeah, yeah. Drunk driving, though, she was smart. As soon as the cop pulled her out of the car, she said, ‘Go, Israel! Whoo, those Jews are great! Yeah!’ … In fact, when the cops arrested her, they put her in handcuffs, and this time they weren’t the pink fuzzy ones. No, no. … Now, when she was arrested, the police put her in a holding room, and she was allowed to make one call. And you can see she’s led a a spoiled life. Like, she tried to call room service. … See, that’s really — in fact, I think this is the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to Paris Hilton. Well, since her CD came out.”