Paris Hilton’s Jail Sentence Cut In Half

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “As you may have heard, Paris Hilton’s jail sentence has been cut in half. See, in Los Angeles, this is known as ‘lipo-sentencing’. … See, originally she got 45 days and now she was cut to 23 days. Well that just goes to show you, in Los Angeles, our judges stand by their decisions, unless it’s a hot, blonde celebrity, then okay.”