Pink Instigates Trouble With ‘Dumb Blondes’

Pink tells The Mirror she’s declaring war on Paris Hilton and her other “dumb blonde” counterparts Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. “As of Monday, when the video’s out, I’m gonna have to start wearing a bullet-proof vest. My PR has already had so many calls from a bunch of women who think I’m slating them, but I don’t care,” the singer said, suddenly adopting British colloquialisms. “I grab the phone myself and I’m like, ‘Yeah – what do you want?’ It’s fun just stirring it all up. I’m not afraid. I don’t know Paris Hilton, but I know about her porno, ‘One Night In Paris’. I knew a lot of my male entourage had seen it, so I asked them to show me how to pose like her for the video. So all these straight guys were sticking their chests and asses out. It was hilarious.”