Playboy Courts Jessica Simpson

A source tells Jeannette Walls of Playboy is “desperate” to have pose nude in the men’s magazine. A Playboy spokeswoman asked to comment on the gossip said, “I couldn’t find out anything, but I am sure we are going after her. She is gorgeous – we’d love to have her in the magazine!”

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Covers For Pregnancy Scare

March 19, 2004 – Apparently Tina Simpson had no idea that MTV would air scenes of her daughter Jessica Simpson taking a pregnancy test after a pregnancy scare. In this weeks Star, after Jessica was spotted buying a pregnancy test, Star decided to question mother Simpson about the pregnancy status of her daughter. “It was for me,” Tina stated, and went on to say that the test came back negative, thankfully.

Jay Leno’s 5 Second Delay

March 19, 2004 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Last night for the first time on our show we had a five second delay. Not because of the FCC- that was just when I asked Jessica Simpson a question.”

Jessica Simpson’s Seven Dirty Words

March 18, 2004 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “George Carlin is on tonight. He’s of course famous for his ‘seven dirty words.’ Or as Jessica Simpson calls them: math, chemistry, physics, history, English, geography and biology.”

Bush And Simpson Both Prove Prone To Verbal Gaffes

March 16, 2004 – The Washington Post reports President Bush committed a verbal gaffe when referring to Jessica Simpson’s role on MTV’s ‘Newlyweds’ at Ford’s Theatre on Sunday night for the taping of the ‘An American Celebration at Ford’s Theatre’ on Sunday (March 14). Bush told the audience, “Jessica Simpson is here with us, which means we’ve finally introduced reality TV to the Lincoln Theater.” Bush was actually speaking from Ford’s Theatre, though President Lincoln was shot there.

Meanwhile, Jessica committed a gaffe herself when visiting the White House on Sunday. When she was introduced to Interior Secretary Gale Norton, she gushed: “You’ve done a nice job decorating the White House.”

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7 thoughts on “Playboy Courts Jessica Simpson

  1. popmaster167 says:

    My god,those 2 are 2 of a kind. I feel sorry for any Americans here, you have got one dodgy guy leading you,and this guy wants to run for another 4 years?!

  2. Jaggie says:

    I would say that this sounds fake, because who could be so stupid as to assume that the Secretary of the Interior is an interior decorator? But then again, it IS Jessica Simpson. Not exactly a female Stephen Hawking.

  3. AntiBubbleGumMachine says:

    Oh God! I can see it now; Jessica Simpson being invited at the Republican National Convention in NYC, standing at the front the podium speaking to the crowd and saying something really stupid that will freak the crowd so much, it would make Janet Jackson’s boob-flashing controversy look mild by comparison, and make John Kerry more presidential. Get rid of BUSH (and Jessica) Vote for Kerry 04 (and support Howard Stern!)

  4. popmaster167 says:

    lol, but Kerry is almost as bad,have you heard how much he flip flops on issues?!…. This is why I feel sorry for Americans,I mean what a choice- Bush-a speech gaffing so called “war president” that is ravishing the economy and practically inviting foreign workers with a barbecue meal as well and sends troops willy nilly into war on circumstantial evidence Kerry- only consistent thing about him is that he is inconsistent

  5. ballersfantasy says:

    Though I’m almost positive Jessica wouldn’t pose, she would be a great candidate. She’s got the Playboy features- blonde hair, big boobs and no ass.

  6. caturce says:

    Well as you know, she’s a dork so why not posing to playboy? however I think that her CD is a trash, I dunno she’s not a pop star to me. Always the same, the pop ballads trash!

  7. Steve says:

    oh ya I whould love to see her in playboy. I hope she pose nude for the mag.

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