Pop Star A Monster In The Trouser Department

Today’s blind item from the Mirror asks, “Which pop star is so stingy he’s not even prepared to fork out for his own, er, undies? The man in question – who’s just left his teeny pop band to go solo – is apparently a monster in the trouser department. Fans gasped when they spotted his manhood flopping about in shiny, see-through trousers. Classy guy.”