Pop Star’s Gay Quickie Going To Tabs With DNA Proof

A blind item in The New York Post asks, “Which pop-singing sensation likes to troll the Internet for gay quickies? After one unsafe session, his homo hook-up contacted a tabloid to sell his sordid story and offered a DNA-encrusted washcloth as proof. If the truth comes out, the singing idol’s fans, mostly middle-aged housewives, will be very upset.”