Prince Michael II Writes To Worlds #1 Agony Aunt

England’s equivalent of Dear Abby — Dear Deidre, received a fictional letter from Prince Michael II at the Neverland Ranch. “I’m pretty sure he’s my dad anyway. He seems to be the same pale color as me and we have similar bits of cloth covering our faces,” the comically written letter reads. Deidre responded, “If ever there were proof that money can’t buy you happiness, it’s you babe. Were your dad not mega-rich, chances are you would be taken away from him and into care.”