Reasons Why I Hate Britney Spears
Contributed anonymously:
I absolutely dislike Britney Spears. Let me share my honest reasons. And whether you like these essays or not, you’re going to have to put up with this one because it’s actually worth reading!
Talent:
Talent and Britney should not be in the same sentence! The girl can’t sing for diddly squat! Her voice is annoying. She sings with a funny sounding voice that is completely different than her talking voice which only proves it’s a bunch of irritating noises and not singing!
Looks:
Oh where do I begin! She has ugly eyes that are as far apart as California and New York. She has absolutely no lips. Her teeth are fake and are as big as the horizon. Her nose looks like a toucan’s even though she’s had countless surgeries on it. Her skin is horrible. I’ve seen better softness on a greasy pizza.
Body:
She has taken too many steroids. Her boobs are flat from where the doctor removes her implants. Her butt is fake which is very obvious. Her legs look like she used them to fill in for the Hulk. She has no curvature. No Hips. I think it’s time for a new surgery.
Personality:
I actually love her personality…not! She is the fakest person I’ve seen in years. Her facial expressions are ridiculous and unnecessary. Which is one reason why she’ll never be taken seriously and will always be in Christina’s adult shadow. She is dumb! She can’t give interviews and looks stupid when she tries to answer as if she had a few brain cells.
Her fans:
Every single one of them are tone deaf. Some of them only listen to her because of her music, which proves they aren’t musically educated. Most of them are children and homosexuals. And the one’s who aren’t children are immature and have no life. And they try to reflect their idol. Which is quite dumb being that she steals most of her styles from other artists including Christina.
It must suck being untalented and unpretty. Too bad. I just hope one day Britney and her fans will grow up and realize there are far better things than her irritating music and career. But it seems it’ll never happen.
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August 21st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I LUV YOU! XOXOXOXO
BRITNEY FREAKIN’ SUCKS
September 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i hate britney spears because she is weird and not a roll for kids like miley or the jonas brothers.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
The reason why I don’t like her is because she just acts like a stripper and never keeps her clothes on like a mature adult. She obviously doesn’t care about the younger fans because all she cares about is herself and making money, she doesn’t care how it might effect them. She acts like stripper but she doesn’t care.
In reality her voice is average, all those high pitches she can’t sing (Mariah Carey is a real voice talent) they just digitally alter and “fix” in the studio, so nobody ever finds out. Sorry but you can’t fool me. That’s why she’s always lip synching.
February 7th, 2009 at 3:41 am
First of all I’m surprised to know how illiterate a person could be to dislike someone on the basis of looks and personal biasness. You surely haven’t even passed 5th grade. Britney Spears is a Legendary name and obviously there are a 100 reasons why this girl is popular. I’m no big fan but I’m impressed by everything she does. She is pretty for sure, has prettiest eyes that are deep enough to express whatever is happening to her. Her skin is absolute perfect(except for those crazy days of 2007). She has a PERFECT BODY.. I mean seriously are you kidding me? Britney has a perfect body since she was a young girl without any fame! Her boobs aren’t implants like Christina whose boob-job is way too obvious. Her body is all natural. And for God’s sake those teeth are 200% real hell!!!!! with cutest smile! And she never had a NOSE-JOB in her life. She can sing for sure better than Madonnna or Kylie Minogue ok not if like Mariah. But mostly haters are jealous because she achieved that TOP and SUCCESS which anyone can only dream off.. But kids!! The REALITY won’t change!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
OMG, this is so true. She is so stupid, so ugly, so untalented. DAMN! She show that women need to be treated like an object. I mean fu**, we all have desire and sex, we don’t need her to show us what it’s like and to tell us about all her sex stories, how her anatomy is made or all her desires! I never, ever, ever understood why poeple were fan of her. And if it’s for the body, how can poeple like fake body with a bunch of surgery? Isn’t it more beautiful to see a real body, that is REALLY beautiful and has not been change one millions times ? To resume, I just think it’s so stupid to make money by selling YOUR BODY. What money is for if you have no more LIFE?
Oh and, seriously, how can you want to “have sex” with a celebrity such brintey, when you know that she did it A MILLION TIMES, such a prostitute. Personnaly, I like precious things, not the ones that have been USED CEVERAL TIMES.
March 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I’m not her biggest fan but this article is extremely poorly-written. If I were a teacher, I would give you C-.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:48 am
Wow you are a stupid idiot with no life if you honestly took the time to write this article about her! She doesn’t even care or know who you are… she’s laughing in your face right now making millions of dollars because she IS TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL, AND HAS A KILLER BODY! SOMETHING YOU DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE. STUPID BITCH.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
wow whoever wrote this is a real douche bag… close your bologna flaps and stop hating on brit… shes the sh**!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Love her Or hate her she will always be around. Even the haters keep her around because they keep writing about her. She has it all and you need to stop hating !!!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Well, I have to agree I cannot stand the way she sings either. her singing is very annoying.
June 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am
wow. weak you guys. wasting precious time arguing about someone who already passed the entire ordeal of fame and given up not so long ago.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
We are no one to talk about how she looks like .But i hate her because she dresses very badly. She exposes a lot which is very bad. She could do dat, but in her house. When it comes to public areas she should atleast dress decently.
August 6th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Hahah u guys are fu**ing retards! this is what u have to say about someone who is struggling to satisfy her kids, tabloids and pretty much all of america! yea so what she cant sing ANYMORE! at one time she was able to! ugh u guys sicken me! if ur able to talk trash like tht about someone u must be awesome! which i doubt im sure all of u are single and never graduated highschool! btw say hi to ur mother which im sure most of u still live with! tata!
August 11th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
omg u need get a life ! u just jealouse britney spears is garjuss and has gorjus eyes to so back off!
August 27th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Why Do You Care So Much To Write All This Sh** Anyway???
August 28th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Its ridiculous to hate a person based on these reasons.
You should meet someone first before you decide that you feel so strongly against them.
Has she ever hurt you?
Has she ever done anything to you?
You may not like the fact that she has had this effect on the world but that is not in your control.
You can be upset that someone who doesn’t deserve to be praised is but i don’t see any reason to hate her.
I am not a fan of her music and far from liking her, but i don’t dislike her nor do i hate her.
September 8th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
britney is amazing. she does not copy off of christina. they are different so how is that possible. & britney came out before christina. i like christina too & she does have a wayyyy better voice. but britney makes better music. thats why she sold soooooooooo many more albums & is still around making greattttt music. and she is also beautiful. dont be jealous.
September 12th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
For everyone who read this and criticized the author..YOUR ALL FU**ING STUPID..If ANYONE thinks that Britney Spears is talented in any musical way, you shouldnt even be alive. Ask great respected musican what they think of her… It is NOT possible for anyone with any knowledge of music , to think that she is musically talented in anyway shape or form. Your all idiots who know nothing about music so just shut the fu** up please! Britney doesnt make music for one, it is all made for her. And second, that music is NOT better than Christinas music. She is FAR FAR FAR from perfect!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
JAKE: SHES NOT LAUGHING IN ANYONES FACE BECAUSE SHE IS A MISERABLE PATHETIC PERSON, WHO MOPES AROUND FEELING MISERABLE, WHO CANT TAKE CARE OF HER CHILDREN. THERE IS NO REASON AT ALL FOR HER TO NOT BE A GOOD MOTHER , OR TO STRUGGLE. SHE HAS MONEY, SHE CAN QUIT HER SH**TY JOB AND EVERYONE WOULD BE HAPPY RIGHT?? SHE CAN GET SOME MENTAL HELP TO DEAL WITH HER PROBLEMS RIGHT? SHES LOADED… HER TIME IS UP SHE NEEDS TO GO AWAY. THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HER HERE IS BECAUSE THEY ARE SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER. GET EDUCATED FU**! SHE SUCKS IN EVERYWAY! SHES JUST A SLUTTY IDIOT WHO GOT LUCKY CUZ SHES HOT.
ARRON: your perfect image that you see of her is called MAKEUP and PHOTOSHOP!!! she is not perfect, Most people I know are better looking and more talented than here. You know why i say that?? BECAUSE its not that hard to be better than her in anyway. Its stupid people like you , who consume the image and music and actually think that its really how she is. You think she can sing? really? really? listen to some mic inputs from some of her shows and listen…. PLEASE!! every show that she does, there is a cd playing!!! she is lip syncing dude!!! shut your stupid mouth unless you know what your saying. You make yourself sound like an idiot.
Im not saying I hate her… Im saying im fu**ing sick of her. Why should i have to listen to her every day in MY car?? Ill tell you why : because of all of you stupid children and untalented un educated “adults” you buy into whatever society tells you is cool and that is SH**! Take some music classes why dont you?? There are such better more talented artists out there.
AS long as she is out there, people will continue to say what they think. Ive said what is the truth for anyone, only stupid people cant and dont understand that.
September 14th, 2009 at 3:06 am
It’s funny how her stupid fans are leaving comments saying you can’t hate a person just because of her personality and looks; or the other stupid idiot saying your article is poorly written. Personality is what actually guides you to like or dislike a person. Looks, we all know that bitch is ugly but acts like she’s the hottests girl in America. So these assholes can just STFU since I didn’t find anything wrong with your article. :D
September 25th, 2009 at 11:01 am
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October 28th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
First of all, you are all sad. Britney Spears is certainly not ugly. And if she is to you, then who cares? it shows you’re low and only care about looks. Britney Spears has sold over 120 million albums worldwide. I don’t understand how 120 million albums worldwide = not good at singing. Hmm, you guys are idiotic fu**ing idiots. You think you guys are so cool and smart to criticize someone so much bigger than you and you are just sad ass losers who probably have nothing. Get a life! You are all pathetic losers. I pity you. You are lifeless and you spend your days crying that Britney Spears is the better person!!!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Watever guys, have read all the comments above, everyone has their own opinion, i dont care if u hate her, you have your own choice to like her or not. If you don’t, so thats fine, thats wat u think but other people may not think like that! and showing some disrespectful thoughts like this is just so stupid! why don’t you spend your time in something more helpful or useful than writing this sh**?