Reasons Why I Hate Britney Spears
Contributed anonymously:
I absolutely dislike Britney Spears. Let me share my honest reasons. And whether you like these essays or not, you’re going to have to put up with this one because it’s actually worth reading!
Talent:
Talent and Britney should not be in the same sentence! The girl can’t sing for diddly squat! Her voice is annoying. She sings with a funny sounding voice that is completely different than her talking voice which only proves it’s a bunch of irritating noises and not singing!
Looks:
Oh where do I begin! She has ugly eyes that are as far apart as California and New York. She has absolutely no lips. Her teeth are fake and are as big as the horizon. Her nose looks like a toucan’s even though she’s had countless surgeries on it. Her skin is horrible. I’ve seen better softness on a greasy pizza.
Body:
She has taken too many steroids. Her boobs are flat from where the doctor removes her implants. Her butt is fake which is very obvious. Her legs look like she used them to fill in for the Hulk. She has no curvature. No Hips. I think it’s time for a new surgery.
Personality:
I actually love her personality…not! She is the fakest person I’ve seen in years. Her facial expressions are ridiculous and unnecessary. Which is one reason why she’ll never be taken seriously and will always be in Christina’s adult shadow. She is dumb! She can’t give interviews and looks stupid when she tries to answer as if she had a few brain cells.
Her fans:
Every single one of them are tone deaf. Some of them only listen to her because of her music, which proves they aren’t musically educated. Most of them are children and homosexuals. And the one’s who aren’t children are immature and have no life. And they try to reflect their idol. Which is quite dumb being that she steals most of her styles from other artists including Christina.
It must suck being untalented and unpretty. Too bad. I just hope one day Britney and her fans will grow up and realize there are far better things than her irritating music and career. But it seems it’ll never happen.
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August 21st, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I LUV YOU! XOXOXOXO
BRITNEY FREAKIN’ SUCKS
September 8th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
i hate britney spears because she is weird and not a roll for kids like miley or the jonas brothers.
November 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
The reason why I don’t like her is because she just acts like a stripper and never keeps her clothes on like a mature adult. She obviously doesn’t care about the younger fans because all she cares about is herself and making money, she doesn’t care how it might effect them. She acts like stripper but she doesn’t care.
In reality her voice is average, all those high pitches she can’t sing (Mariah Carey is a real voice talent) they just digitally alter and “fix” in the studio, so nobody ever finds out. Sorry but you can’t fool me. That’s why she’s always lip synching.
February 7th, 2009 at 3:41 am
First of all I’m surprised to know how illiterate a person could be to dislike someone on the basis of looks and personal biasness. You surely haven’t even passed 5th grade. Britney Spears is a Legendary name and obviously there are a 100 reasons why this girl is popular. I’m no big fan but I’m impressed by everything she does. She is pretty for sure, has prettiest eyes that are deep enough to express whatever is happening to her. Her skin is absolute perfect(except for those crazy days of 2007). She has a PERFECT BODY.. I mean seriously are you kidding me? Britney has a perfect body since she was a young girl without any fame! Her boobs aren’t implants like Christina whose boob-job is way too obvious. Her body is all natural. And for God’s sake those teeth are 200% real hell!!!!! with cutest smile! And she never had a NOSE-JOB in her life. She can sing for sure better than Madonnna or Kylie Minogue ok not if like Mariah. But mostly haters are jealous because she achieved that TOP and SUCCESS which anyone can only dream off.. But kids!! The REALITY won’t change!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
OMG, this is so true. She is so stupid, so ugly, so untalented. DAMN! She show that women need to be treated like an object. I mean fu**, we all have desire and sex, we don’t need her to show us what it’s like and to tell us about all her sex stories, how her anatomy is made or all her desires! I never, ever, ever understood why poeple were fan of her. And if it’s for the body, how can poeple like fake body with a bunch of surgery? Isn’t it more beautiful to see a real body, that is REALLY beautiful and has not been change one millions times ? To resume, I just think it’s so stupid to make money by selling YOUR BODY. What money is for if you have no more LIFE?
Oh and, seriously, how can you want to “have sex” with a celebrity such brintey, when you know that she did it A MILLION TIMES, such a prostitute. Personnaly, I like precious things, not the ones that have been USED CEVERAL TIMES.
March 18th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
I’m not her biggest fan but this article is extremely poorly-written. If I were a teacher, I would give you C-.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:48 am
Wow you are a stupid idiot with no life if you honestly took the time to write this article about her! She doesn’t even care or know who you are… she’s laughing in your face right now making millions of dollars because she IS TALENTED, BEAUTIFUL, AND HAS A KILLER BODY! SOMETHING YOU DEFINITELY DON’T HAVE. STUPID BITCH.
April 24th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
wow whoever wrote this is a real douche bag… close your bologna flaps and stop hating on brit… shes the sh**!!!
April 30th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
Love her Or hate her she will always be around. Even the haters keep her around because they keep writing about her. She has it all and you need to stop hating !!!!!
June 3rd, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Well, I have to agree I cannot stand the way she sings either. her singing is very annoying.
June 9th, 2009 at 11:25 am
wow. weak you guys. wasting precious time arguing about someone who already passed the entire ordeal of fame and given up not so long ago.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
We are no one to talk about how she looks like .But i hate her because she dresses very badly. She exposes a lot which is very bad. She could do dat, but in her house. When it comes to public areas she should atleast dress decently.