Roseanne Barr Does ‘Tonight Show’ Jacko-logue

Roseanne Barr, filling in during the portion of Jay Leno’s ‘Tonight Show’ monologue on Tuesday, joked, “The other day at the Michael Jackson trial they showed a video of Michael Jackson’s house. And both of Michael’s ex-wives showed up because they said that they always wanted to see what the bedroom looked like. … Defense lawyers say they might have Michael testify. They don’t really want him to, but doctors believe it’s the only way they can get his nose to grow back. … You know I kid Michael, but it is really just great to tell jokes about someone who’s had more plastic surgery than me.”

Jackson Being Compared To Martha Stewart

March 10, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “Apparently I have to mention, of course, the trial, which continues. It continues. Some reporters are now comparing Michael Jackson to Martha Stewart. They’re saying that if Michael is acquitted, he will come back bigger than ever. Yeah. Of course, the main reason they’re comparing Michael to Martha is because they’re both successful white women.”

Jackson’s C-3PO Replica

March 9, 2005 – Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “The other day at the trial, which I am following very closely, it was revealed that one of the items in Michael’s bedroom is a life-size replica of C-3PO from ‘Star Wars’. Yeah, Jackson’s C-3PO looks like the one in the movie, except his is bent over at the waist.”

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