Ross The Intern Squeezes Christina Aguilera’s Boobies

Ross the Intern caught up with Christina Aguilera on tour recently, and shared his experience on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Friday. Ross spoke with some fans outside the American Airlines Center in Dallas, was then afraid to talk to star Justin Timberlake, but found a big fan in Christina Aguilera. He also got some lessons from X-Tina’s dancers, and was serenaded at the show by Christina. Afterwards, Ross told Jay, “I love her boobies, She let me squeeze them.” Read on for a transcript.

Jay: Welcome back. Folks, pop star christina aguilera is on tour with
justin timberlake this summer. I was lucky enough to be offered a backstage
pass but unfortunately had to fix kev’s transmission and could not go.

Kevin: Oh, too bad. Thank you though, jay.

Jay: So had to pass the assignment along to ross the intern, who could
not have been more excited. Ross, come on out here, ross.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ross: Hi, good to see you. You, hi guys. Hi, you’re pretty. Hi.

Jay: I know you’re excited about our biker guys.

Ross: Oh, man, that’s cool.

Jay: That’s you. So how did it go?

Ross: Oh my god, it was amazing, jay. I hooked up with christina or,
I I can call her christie because she’s my friend now. But I hooked up
with her in dallas, texas, at the american airlines arena. Itas amazing.
Amazing! I’m still li flying high, jay. I can’t even take it. It was.

[ Laughter ]

Jay: Okay, okay. All right. All right. Did you film this? Do have a
little exclusive?

Ross: You want to see it?

Jay: And this is backstage. All right, let’s take a look.

You ain’t here to party.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Ross: Hold on. You may be asking at home why I’m looking between her
legs in the crotchal area. She just told me that — is security anywhere?
They’re not allowed to bring cameras in so she hid one in between her legs.
You are a talented girl. I don’t see it? How far did you put it between
your legs?

Fan: It’s my camera!

Ross: Oh, my god! It’s hers now. Daddy, daddy, will y take me to Christina

Dad: Sure, honey.

Ross: I love that you’re a fan

Dad: My daughter’s the fan. I’m just trying to be the odad.

Ross: Oh, my god, you’re such a cool dad.

Dad: Thank you.

Ross: Okay, now, you may be more excited to see justin.Okhat you’re
hol us the pictures. I love how you threw that.

“Justin with love.” He’s pretty cute.

Ross: How did this happen, then?

I travel

Ross: Oh. Justin timberlake is right over there, he’s the one in the
blue hat. But I don’t knm allowed to talk to him. But he’s totally over
there. Should I try? Hey, justin? Hey, justin. Ang out with christina aguilera.
And this is her dressing room. Y, guys, I’m ross. Can I go back there?
All right. Thank you. Which one? Knock, knock, knock, knock. Oh, okay.

Ross: I’m your biggest fan.

Christina: You are not my biggest —

Ross: Hey.

Ross: Oh, my god, I’m a little obsessed with you. Oh, my god, I am.

Christina: You’re obsessed with gwyneth, and I’m really jealous that
you’re obsessed with gwyneth paltrow. I’ve seen your show.

Gwyneth: Yeah. Can I hand-feed you an eclair?

Ross: Sure.

Christina: I’m jealous. I’m jealous.

Ross: You know what, you’re totally on gwyneth’s level now. Look how
cool I look standing next to you.

Christina: I know, I love the pink. I should be wearing the pink.

Ross: You love the pink?

Christina: You want to trade shirts?

Ross: Yeah, if you want to.

[ Laughter ]

Ross: Are you ready for sound check?

Christina: Oh, my gosh, you guys have to see his picture. Wait, come

Ross: I got this so they would let me in here.

[ Laughter ] I was so excited. This is pure excitement, people. You
cannot fake this.

Christina: Okay, okay.

Ross: You want to kiss it? Oh, you know what I have of yours?

Christina: What? What do you have?

Ross: I think I have some of your underwear.

[ Gasps ]

Christina: Where did you get that?

Ross: Where do you think got it?

Christina: Is that part of the merchandise?

Ross: That’s part of the merchandise. They sell these here.

Christina: I’m like, “do I sell these?”

Ross: You sell these.

Christina: No I don’T.

Ross: Did you design them?

Christina: Do I?

Ross: Do you wear them?

Christina: No, they’re a little long on the sides.

Ross: Did you see that thing, by the way, in “us weekly” where it said
like —

Christina: Oh, what in “us weekly”?

Ross: They did this thing like “match the underwear to the star.”

Christina: Uh-huh.

Ross: Uh-huh.

Christina: They did that on me?

Ross: Uh-huh. Yours were crotchless. I’m just kidding.

[ Laughter ] Those are mine. Come here. Why not? Hold on. I got a lot
of things going on here. Oh, my god! What do you think?

Christina: What’s that poking out right there?

Ross: You don’t want to — okay.

[ Screaming ]

[ Laughter ] This thing kind of rides up.


Ross: All right, so you know all those dirty, nasty moves you see in
the christina videos? Well, this is the woman responsible. What’s your

Tolesha: Tolesha.

Ross: Tolesha. I love the name. I mean, I just want to learn a few moves.
I don’t want to kill myself. I just want a little taste of dirtiness is
all I’m asking for.

Tolesha: All right.

Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah? Okay, show me, show me, show me.

Tolesha: Front to back —

Tolesha: ront to back —

Tolesha: And then you move that ass.

Ross: Okay, I can do that.

Tolesha: You got that? All right. And slide. I like that.

Ross: What are you doing?

Tolesha: You just hit it like you’re smacking something.

Ross: Like, what am smacking, though?

Tolesha: Just anything in your imagination. Just smack it.

Ross: Oh, there it is.

[ Laughter ]

Tolesha: You like that?Yeah. Okay. Low for show.

Ross: Low?

Tolesha: There you go. Drop it. On the floor.

Ross: I can’t go that low for show.

[ Laughter ] Whoo! I haven’t done that for a while.

Ross: Exactly.

Ross: Yeah.

Ross: There you go. Like I’m washing clothes in the river.

[ Laughter ] Yay! Yay. Christina. Good luck and have fun.

Ross: Thank you.

Ross: Good luck. Think you’re beautiful — and dirty.

Ross: Oh, my god!

[ Cheers and applause ]

You are beautiful no matter what they say

words can’t bring you down

Ross: Oh, my god. I love you, christina. I love you. I love you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Jay: It looks like she was showing quite a bit of cleavage.

Ross: Oh, yeah. I love her boobies. She let me squeeze them.

Ross: She did?

Ross: Yeah, totally.

Jay: I’m sorry I didn’t go now.

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