Rumsfeld: Iraq Is Not ‘Gigli’

According to satirical website The Borowitz Report, in his most vehement defense of the war in Iraq to date, Secretary of Defense Donald H. Rumsfeld told reporters today, “Iraq is not ‘Gigli’.” Mr. Rumsfeld made his remark just hours after Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (D-Mass) compared Iraq and the ill-fated Jennifer Lopez-Ben Affleck vehicle from the well of the U.S. Senate. “For one thing, ‘Gigli’ was out of theaters after two weeks, and the war in Iraq will be with us for years and years and years and years,” Mr. Rumsfeld said.