Ryan Cabrera has reportedly torn a ligament in his finger. It’s actually pretty sad how it happened, too. You see, he was playing nipples with a friend. In case you’re wondering what nipples is, it is him and his friend hitting each other’s nipples as hard as possible until one gives up. That has got to hurt, on both sides. I never thought an injury could be so od ly brought about and funny, too. Poor guy tore a ligament from playing…the wonderful game of nipples. I wonder how that would sound when he explains how it happened.
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