Saddam Sounding Like Jacko

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday, “We’re learning more and more about Saddam Hussein. If you saw that special last night, you saw what the mistress said. The mistress says that he raises gazelles as pets. He sleeps in a mask because he has some kind of skin condition. He’s petrified of germs. He has sexual problems, and he always wears a military outfit. Now I think she’s sleeping with Michael Jackson. You are sure? Are you sure she’s sleeping with Saddam Hussein?”