Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “There are so many scandals now they’re all starting to run together. Last night I fell asleep watching the news and I had a nightmare where I dreamed a Georgia bride ran away to the Neverland Ranch so she could secretly meet Paula Abdul and have a three way with Pat O’Brien. … President Bush said today that he will appoint nine new federal judges and possibly one new ‘American Idol’ judge. … Have you heard the latest? Another scandal at ‘American Idol’. Apparently Simon was caught having an affair with himself. … If you’ve been following that ‘American Idol’ scandal, you know that Corey Clark, that little sleazeball, said Paula Abdul who was 18 years his senior, gave him money, bought him clothes, and had sex with him. To which Cher said, ‘Yeah so?'”
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