Sheryl Crow’s Interesting Plan

Jimmy Kimmel joked during his ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ monologue on Tuesday night, “Sheryl Crow was at the White House Press Correspondents Dinner. I guess she was there to raise awareness about global warming. She has an interesting plan. Sheryl Crow is encouraging people to only use one square of toilet paper when they go to the bathroom. So in other words, don’t ever shake Sheryl Crow’s hand. … This explains why Lance Armstrong never let her sit on his bicycle seat.”