Shocker: It Wasn’t Bratman’s Looks That Landed Aguilera

Ahead of Christina Aguilera’s marriage to Jordan Bratman over the weekend, The New York Daily News reports that guests attending Friday’s rehearsal dinner nearly choked on their sushi when Bratman raised his glass and thanked his parents for “my good looks and large di**.” A spy added that whenever the subject of Jordan’s manhood arose, “Christina would just smile and nod.”