The National Enquirer reports that Jessica Simpson is reeling over a brutal rape that police say took place at a party for the crew of her upcoming movie ‘The Dukes of Hazzard.’ Baton Rouge cops have busted a 25-year-old man Jessica was friendly with for the alleged attack on a teenager at a local bar. The singer reportedly “freaked out” and broke down over the incident.
Jessica Simpson Charms Her Way Out Of A Ticket
March 17, 2005 – Star magazine reports that Jessica Simpson charmed her way out of a speeding ticket near the couple’s Calabasas, California home on March 2nd. “The cop said that Jessica had been speeding in a 35 mph zone,” a source revealed. “He didn’t give her a ticket, though. She obviously charmed him.” But hours later, the singer ended up getting a parking ticket after a shopping spree in Los Angeles.
Jessica Simpson’s Underaged Pals Get Bar In Trouble
March 11, 2005 – The East Baton Rouge Alcohol Beverage Control Board slapped a popular watering hole near LSU with a $1,055 fine Thursday and suspended its license for four days for hosting an after-hours party for “The Dukes of Hazzard” that included at least three underage drinkers, who claimed to have been invited by associates of the film’s star Jessica Simpson. “I think [Walk-Ons Bistreaux and Bar co-owner Brandon Landry] just got a taste of Hollywood and made a mistake,” said ABC Board member Douglas Robbins.
March 4, 2005 – Contributed Anonymously:
Jessica Simpson’s mysterious visit to the hospital, could it be because she is not eating healthy? I think she is so focus on staying thin because finally no one has to tell her to lose a few pounds that she is just eating proteins and that’s it. She was dehydrated which is one of the very first symptoms of anorexia, now I don’t think she is anorexic, but I think she is not eating right. Maybe that’s the same reason she went out to buy vitamins. She is a little superficial and it would be very sad to see her get sick just because she wants to be skinny.
March 1, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “And as you know, the [Academy Awards] did have the five-second delay. They made a big deal out of it. It wasn’t because Chris Rock was hosting. See, they thought maybe Jessica Simpson would be watching. They wanted to give her enough time to [figure out the jokes].”