During Chris Rock’s opening monologue of the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday, he joked, “My favorite celebrity couple of the year, there’s a lot of celebrity couples, you got Ashton and Demi, Jay-Z and Beyonce. But my favorite celebrity of the year is Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri. Now Janet Jackson is a 10, Jermaine is about a 4. That’s a 6-point differential man, and I’ve been loving Janet Jackson for my whole life, when she was in ‘Diff’rent Strokes’, if I could just get near her, if I could just talk to her, touch her, then I see Jermaine walk with her in the room and I’m like, ‘Damn, I had a shot! We all had a shot.’ See Janet Jackson is with Jermaine is like finding out about a sale a day too late. Like, ‘Damn, they were selling Bentleys for $4 yesterday?'”
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