Six Point Difference Between Janet And JD

During Chris Rock’s opening monologue of the MTV Video Music Awards on Thursday, he joked, “My favorite celebrity couple of the year, there’s a lot of celebrity couples, you got Ashton and Demi, Jay-Z and Beyonce. But my favorite celebrity of the year is and Jermaine Dupri. Now is a 10, Jermaine is about a 4. That’s a 6-point differential man, and I’ve been loving for my whole life, when she was in ‘Diff’rent Strokes’, if I could just get near her, if I could just talk to her, touch her, then I see Jermaine walk with her in the room and I’m like, ‘Damn, I had a shot! We all had a shot.’ See is with Jermaine is like finding out about a sale a day too late. Like, ‘Damn, they were selling Bentleys for $4 yesterday?’”

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One Response to Six Point Difference Between Janet And JD

  1. DiVa4LiFe says:

    She must have been upset by his comments, she threw an afterparty and she didn’t even show up to her own party but JD was there dancing on tables with Usher, who I think is no longer with Chili.

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