SNL Recreates Justin And Britney Dance-Off
Matt Damon hosted Saturday Night Live last night and decided to create the Us Weekly story that claimed Britney Spears had an angry dance off with former boyfriend Justin Timberlake of *NSYNC. Matt played the role of Justin. Read on for a transcript and some video captures of the skit.
Matt: there was one thing that happened this summer that i really wanted
to do. I really wanted to do. It was a role that I just had to play. On
the cover of “us weekly,” in the upper right-hand corner, the breakup of
justin timberlake and britney spears and their subsequent angry danceoff.
[ Laughter ] The one that occurred in a posh, L.A. Nightclub called
the lounge, on august 1st, 2002. And so, without further ado –
[ Cheers and applause ] — I present to you all my favorite story of
the summer. When you next see me, I’ll be playing the role of justin timberlake.
[ Laughter ]
That sushi was so good, you guys. Oh, my god, britney, justin’s here.
[ Laughter ]
What? Are you sure, katlin? Turn around and check it out J.I.C.
What?
J.I.C. — Just in case.
Oh.
[ Laughter ] Uh, yeah, it’s him.
Ugh, so much trauma for chill thursday, y’all. Snap, there’s britney
and her fake peeps.
And those girl she’s hanging with –
Y.F.R.
Huh?
You for real.
Shh.
[ Laughter ]
I can hear you, justin, and by the way, what are you doing in my club?
Your club?
Puh-leeze. My stylist was the one who found this place and told your
publicist about it, yo.
Oh, really? Why don’t you talk to the face, ’cause the hand’s too busy
on — whatever.
[ Laughter ]
Well, yo, we ain’t going nowhere, here, bizi-otch!
[ Laughter ]
Well, we’re not leaving either, y’all.
Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it, justin, huh?
I don’t know. Bust a move?
Oh. You’re gonna bust a move? Okay, that’s funny. Because I thought
I taughtyou how to bust a move back in orlando. Okay, everyone. Let’s clear
this mess out!
Angry danceoff, yo!
Word!
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Are you ready for this?
You ready to feel the funk? Check it.
[ Playing c&c music facteverdance now ]
[ Cheers and applause ] What’s up? What’s up now?
Looks like your running man almost got away from you. Bass! Oh, that
makes my boobs hurt.
You think this is over? Gizzy-t in the hizzy-T.
Oh, my god, you guys. Justin’s bringing out the chair.
[ Playing laura branigan's gloria ]
Uh!
Uh!
[ Grunting ]
Oh, my god, yo, it’s a sexy moan-off.
Hee, hee, hee, hee.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[ Applause ]
That boy needs help, yo!
And scene. So, that’s it.
Tags: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake
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