SNL Recreates Justin And Britney Dance-Off

Matt Damon hosted Saturday Night Live last night and decided to create the Us Weekly story that claimed had an angry dance off with former boyfriend of *NSYNC. Matt played the role of Justin. Read on for a transcript and some video captures of the skit.

Matt: there was one thing that happened this summer that I really wanted to do. I really wanted to do. It was a role that I just had to play. On the cover of “us weekly,” in the upper right-hand corner, the breakup of Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears and their subsequent angry dance off.

[ Laughter ] The one that occurred in a posh, L.A. Nightclub called the lounge, on august 1st, 2002. And so, without further ado —

[ Cheers and applause ] — I present to you all my favorite story of the summer. When you next see me, I’ll be playing the role of Justin Timberlake.

[ Laughter ]

That sushi was so good, you guys. Oh, my god, Britney, Justin is here.

[ Laughter ]

What? Are you sure, Kaitlin? Turn around and check it out J.I.C.


J.I.C. — Just in case.


[ Laughter ] Uh, yeah, it’s him.

Ugh, so much trauma for chill Thursday, y’all. Snap, there’s Britney and her fake peeps.

And those girl she’s hanging with —



You for real.


[ Laughter ]

I can hear you, Justin, and by the way, what are you doing in my club?

Your club?

Puh-leeze. My stylist was the one who found this place and told your publicist about it, yo.

Oh, really? Why don’t you talk to the face, ’cause the hand’s too busy on — whatever.

[ Laughter ]

Well, yo, we ain’t going nowhere, here, bizi-otch!

[ Laughter ]

Well, we’re not leaving either, y’all.

Yeah, so what are you gonna do about it, Justin, huh?

I don’t know. Bust a move?

Oh. You’re gonna bust a move? Okay, that’s funny. Because I thought I taught you how to bust a move back in Orlando. Okay, everyone. Let’s clear this mess out!

Angry dance off, yo!


Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.

Are you ready for this?

You ready to feel the funk? Check it.

[ Playing C&C Music Factory ]

[ Cheers and applause ] What’s up? What’s up now?

Looks like your running man almost got away from you. Bass! Oh, that makes my b**bs [censored to avoid wrongly being flagged by Google image filter] hurt.

You think this is over? Gizzy-t in the hizzy-T.

Oh, my god, you guys. Justin’s bringing out the chair.

[ Playing Laura Branigan’s Gloria ]



[ Grunting ]

Oh, my god, yo, it’s a sexy moan-off.

Hee, hee, hee, hee.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[ Applause ]

That boy needs help, yo!

And scene. So, that’s it.

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