‘SNL’ Recycles Conan Joke On Madonna

Saturday Night Live last night used just about the same joke about that Conan used earlier this week during Weekend Update:
“A new, unauthorized biography of Madonna details her affairs with Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Dennis Rodman, Jellybean Benitez, Carlos Leon, Jean Michele Basquiat, Andy Byrd, Jim Albright, Russell Wong, Ingrid Cesnarez, JFK Jr. and Sandra Bernhard — that’s just the forward! The book is expected to be a best-seller, since it also can be used as the Manhattan phone book.”

Madonna Seeks Psych For Jealous Pooch

November 9, 2001 – The New York Post reports Madonna reportedly seeked psychiatrist Shelby Marlow to help her Chihuahua, Chiquita get over jealousy issues following the birth of her daughter Lourdes. The shrink seems to have been effective as the dog and Lourdes are very close. In fact, she loves to kiss the dog and “dog” was one of her first words.

Madonna Doesn’t Take Bios Seriously

November 8, 2001 – Reuters talked to Madonna’s rep Liz Rosenberg about why the singer hasn’t responded to shocking allegations revealed in two different unauthorized biographies about her published this month. Liz says, “I think she probably feels that she has shown the world enough of herself over the years, and wants to keep the rest private.”

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