Songstress Likes To Steal Pricey Melrose Purchases

A blind item in Globe magazine asks, “This multimillionaire songstress loves to shop, but she also likes to slip out the door without paying for her pricey purchases. Staffers at a trendy boutique on Melrose Avenue in LA have spotted her stealing stuff on three separate occasions, but so far, nobody has had the nerve to confront Ms. Lightfingers.”