Contributed anonymously:
The February issue of Jane featured the results of an entertainment poll conducted both online and by write-ins. Read on for the results.
Hair the looks like a cat could have coughed it up
Loser: Kelly Osbourne
Write-in loser: Christina Aguilera
Needs to fire her stylist
Loser: Pink
Write-in loser: Christina Aguilera
CD you would pay $16.99 + for at tower records
Winner: Outcast, Speakerboxxx/ The Love Below
Write-in winner: White Stripes, Elephant
Favorite May/December couple
Winner: Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz
Write-in winner: Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas
Couple that makes you yawn
Loser: Trista and Ryan
Write-in loser: Bennifer
Most overrated celeb stunt
Loser: Madonna and Britney’s kiss
Write-in loser: David Blaine and his Plexiglas box.
Celeb you’d most like to see vanish into obscurity in 2004
Loser: Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez
Write-in loser: Britney Spears
You’d attend a Yanni concert before listening to this CD
Loser: Hilary Duff, Metamorphosis
Write-in loser: Britney Spears, In The Zone