Stella McCartney Converses With Madonna On Toilet

The Daily Mirror reports Madonna and her best pal Stella McCartney, daughter of Paul McCartney, where apparently in the bathroom at San Lorenzo in Knightsbridge the two had a frank discussion of her love life. Making matters more strange was the fact that Stella was sitting on the toilet with the stall door open sharing her not-so-secrets with Madonna. An embarrassed Madonna muttered to witnesses, “I’m ever so sorry about her, it’s a thing that she does. We always have a girlie chat and take a pee with the door open.”