Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Friday night, “Michael Jackson is back in the news. Fox News reports that Michael Jackson asked Stevie Wonder to appear on his new album, but Stevie turned him down. [Audience aws] Yeah. Stevie’s exact quote was, ‘I’m blind, not crazy’.”
New Nickname For Jackson
October 2, 2005 – During last night’s ‘Weekend Update’ on ‘Saturday Night Live’, Amy Poehler “reported”, “It was reported that Michael Jackson is trying to put his child molestation trial behind him by reinventing himself as a womanizing hip-hop artist. He’ll go by the name The Notorious C-h-i-l-d-M-o-l-e-s-t-e-r.”
Jackson Dealing With Wildfires
October 1, 2005 – In wake of the wildfires sweeping through Los Angeles’ San Fernando Valley, Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “It was so hot in the Valley out at the Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson was fondling boys wearing oven mitts.”
Jacko To Reinvent Himself As A ‘Booty-Chasing Hip-Hopper’?
September 27, 2005 – After proclaiming himself the King of Pop, The New York Daily News hears that Michael Jackson now wants to reinvent himself as a booty-chasing hip-hopper. “Soon you will see him surrounded by all kinds of beautiful women,” says “Alien Rock” author Michael Luckman, who’s tapped into the Jackson camp. Look for Jay-Z, Missy Elliott, Mary J. Blige, and others to join him on his hurricane relief single, ‘From the Bottom of My Heart’. A source said, “Despite everything, Michael still commands a great deal of respect from younger artists he influenced.”