Super Bowl Streaker Upset With Janet For Stealing His Thunder

Serial streaker Mark Roberts is miffed that Janet Jackson’s exposed breast at the Super Bowl in Houston overshadowed his naked romp. Roberts, a native of Liverpool, has streaked 300 times, but the Super Bowl outing was his first outing in America. Now he’s angry at Jackson. “She took my thunder,” Roberts told the Scotsman. “If she hadn’t done that, I would have been front page material.”