Paula Abdul’s Birthmark

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Wednesday night, “That ‘American Idol’ scandal still going on. Former ‘American Idol’ contestant Corey Clark now says he can prove he had sex with Paula Abdul by identifying a distinguishing characteristic on Abdul’s body. Yeah, apparently it’s a birthmark that like Abdul, was much bigger in the ’80s.”

Paula Abdul Lands Tony Nomination

May 12, 2005 – Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Well, the Tony nominations were announced. And nominated for best score — Paula Abdul. Hey, how about that? … And that little weasel ‘Idol’ loser, Corey Clark — little weasel this guy is. What a creepy guy this guy is. He says the whole sex scandal is good for ‘American Idol’ because their website is getting a record number of hits. Which is probably about the only time you ever heard the words ‘Corey Clark’ and ‘hits’ in the same sentence.”

Fame Has Been Fleeting For Corey’s

Conan O’Brien’s bit just after his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night went like this: “Last week, one of the big names in the news, I just mentioned him over there, a young man named Corey Clark claims he had a sexual relationship with Paula Abdul while he was a contestant on ‘American Idol’. Well, ‘Primetime Live’ had the first interview with Corey. Since then, Corey Clark’s been everywhere. He showed up on ABC, FOX, CNBC and ‘The Howard Stern Show’, just to name a couple. Everybody’s talking about Corey, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that Corey Clark’s prospects for the future do not look good. How do I know? Because I looked into it. Historically, the fame of men named Corey is tragically short-lived. Take a look at this graph right here, you’ll see. You can see actor Corey Feldman was famous for a whopping 109 days. That’s pretty impressive for a Corey. Then there’s Corey Hart, he sang ‘Sunglasses at Night’ back in 1983. He was a celebrity for a little over a month. Then we get to ‘American Idol’ Corey Clark. He’s been famous for six days. I’m just gonna project that he’s got two days left for a total of eight days. Finally, there’s actor Corey Haim, who is in the red. He actually had to give back the 11 days he was famous. As you can see, it’s not good. It’s not good at all.”

Clark Knows ‘Distinguishing Characteristic’ On Abdul’s Body

According to the Drudge Report, season two ‘American Idol’ finalist Corey Clark says he can prove his sex claims with Judge Paula Abdul — by identifying a “distinguishing characteristic” on Abdul’s body. “He says it’s a ‘distinguishing characteristic’ few have seen, only those who have been intimate with her,” a source at FOX revealed.

Paula Abdul Out, Nia Peeples In?

May 10, 2005 – Billy Masters of Filth2go.com is predicting that Paula Abdul will not make it to the end of this season of ‘American Idol’. Masters says don’t be surprised if next week ‘Idol’ has special substitute judge Nia Peeples.

Paula Abdul Was Meant To Play Herself In ‘SNL’ Skit

May 10, 2005 – A source tells The New York Daily News that the lines Amy Poehler did as Paula Abdul to open ‘Saturday Night Live’ over the weekend were originally intended for the ‘American Idol’ judge herself, but Abdul backed out at the last minute and agreed only to cameo in the skit to critique the ‘SNL’ judges. “I guess she had some second thoughts about how far she wanted to go making fun of her situation,” the source said.

Paula Abdul Thought ABC News Expose Was About Drugs?

May 9, 2005 – According to the Drudge Report, Paula Abdul’s lawyer Marty Singer sent ABC News a detailed 2 page warning strongly denying any wrongdoing regarding the ‘American Idol’ judge and drugs. “It was sure odd,” a network source said. “We were never investigating Paula Abdul and drugs, and we never asked her lawyer about any such allegation.”

Corey Clark Works To Repair His Reputation

Conan O’Brien joked during his Late Night monologue on Tuesday night, “Latest on the ‘American Idol’ sex scandal. In a new interview, former ‘American Idol’ contestant Corey Clark said he’s gonna spend the next several months ‘repairing his reputation.’ That’s what he said, yeah. After that, Clark said he’s gonna spend the next several years repairing refrigerators.”

Simon Cowell Says Corey Clark Is A Creep

Simon Cowell spoke to ‘Extra’ about the controversy surrounding ‘American Idol’ after Corey Clark alleged an affair with judge Paula Abdul. “The waiting was worse than the actual event,” Simon admitted. “Because there had been so much expectation about this, and we thought, ‘What have they got? Have they been bugging my dressing room?’ And it was nothing.” Cowell said of Clark: “It was just somebody using her to get a lot of publicity for an appalling record, full stop.”

Scandals Begin Running Together

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Friday night, “There are so many scandals now they’re all starting to run together. Last night I fell asleep watching the news and I had a nightmare where I dreamed a Georgia bride ran away to the Neverland Ranch so she could secretly meet Paula Abdul and have a three way with Pat O’Brien. … President Bush said today that he will appoint nine new federal judges and possibly one new ‘American Idol’ judge. … Have you heard the latest? Another scandal at ‘American Idol’. Apparently Simon was caught having an affair with himself. … If you’ve been following that ‘American Idol’ scandal, you know that Corey Clark, that little sleazeball, said Paula Abdul who was 18 years his senior, gave him money, bought him clothes, and had sex with him. To which Cher said, ‘Yeah so?'”

Corey Clark’s Lie Detector Challenge

‘American Idol’ season two finalist Corey Clark tells ‘Extra’ he’s willing to take a lie detector test to back his claims he had an affair with ‘Idol’ judge Paula Abdul. “I’ll take one with her,” Clark said. “FOX and ‘AI’ are a $900 million corporation,” Clark said. “I’d better be telling the truth because I don’t have $900 million to fight against that.”

Corey Clark’s Book Won’t Discuss ‘Idol’ Threesome Gossip

The New York Daily News reports that Corey Clark’s book won’t comment on the rumors he and fellow season two ‘Idol’ finalists Kimberly Caldwell and Trenyce engaged in a threesome. “at’s not going to be part of his book,” his lawyer Richard Jefferson said. “Even if it is true, it was three years ago.”

Clay Aiken Discusses ABC News’ ‘American Idol’ Expose

‘American Idol’ season two runner-up Clay Aiken, a contestant during the same season as Paula Abdul’s accuser Corey Clark, told ‘The Early Show’ what he thought of allegations aired on ABC’s ‘Primetime Live’. Watch the segment via CBSNews.com below the cut. (more…)

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