Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “At the zoo in Auswahl, Norway, they have a display that features homosexuality in the animal kingdom. And some of the displays include chimpanzees in the jungle, dolphins in the ocean, and George Michael in the park.”

During last night’s ‘Weekend Update’ on ‘Saturday Night Live’, the following was reported: “George Michael was arrested on Monday in London on suspicion of possessing marijuana after police found him asleep in his car. Apparently, someone forgot to wake him up before they go-go’d.”

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “I tell ya, I was almost late for work this morning. The freeway dead-stopped, because of a car stalled in the middle lane. Yeah. Turns out, George Michael slumped over the wheel. That’s all it was. … I guess he’s starting his American tour. Do you know about this? Again — again, in London, for passing out stoned in his car. This is all part of London’s very strict ’15 strikes and you’re out’ law.”

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Monday night, “George Michael arrested again! Found once more, slumped over in his car, high, by the side of the road. How many times has he been found passed out behind the wheel? What is this, like the tenth time? What do you have to do to lose your license in England? Ram the Queen? … This guy falls asleep at the wheel more times than President Bush. This is unbelievable! … He’s like the British version of Otis the Drunk on ‘The Andy Griffith Show’. He goes to sleep — ‘Oh, why don’t you wake me up before you go-go.’ There you go.”