During Conan O’Brien’s ‘SAT Analogies’ skit on Monday night’s ‘Late Night’, the funnyman offered: “Simon Cowell is to ‘gets mean when the camera is turned on’ as Paula Abdul is to – ‘gets mean when the keg is turned off.’ … Dixie Chicks is to ‘cleaned up at the Grammys” as Justin Guarini is to – ‘literally cleaned up at the Grammys per his contract with Clean Co. Maintenance Incorporated’.”

‘American Idol’ season one champ Justin Guarini checked in with fans on his blog at Mac.com on Monday (July 3). “I’ve been a busy boy. Sorry for the lag-time in the posts,” Guarini writes. “I’ve been in San Diego, Mass., and The Hamptons. Not to mention putting together a 3rd album. I had a fun time judging and performing at an American Idolesque show in San Diego… The Hamptons were a blast… pretty hard to complain about that. Coffey [Anderson] and I got to perform for the Core Club and The Creative Coalition (both heavy into the arts, to put it mildly) and the livin’ was easy.” Read more.