Simon Cowell Still Backing Jordan’s Pop Hopes

Simon Cowell and , aka Jordan, are working on a series of club tracks which they plan to release under various fake names, Neil Sean of Sky News reports. The one getting the best reaction will be released as a single. “He really has faith in me and told me that after seeing me sing with Westlife last year he knew I had star potential in bucketloads,” she said. Read more.

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Kylie Minogue And The Cancer Trap

The Independent on Sunday wrote in their editorial today: “ had no choice but to tell the truth about her breast cancer because a concert tour had to be cancelled and she could no longer top the bill at Glastonbury. Now she has had her operation, she faces a new kind of problem. Unlike [aka Jordan] with her ludicrous self-promotion, Kylie is a particularly private person when it comes to blathering to the press about her health, and she must have realized that the big C word would mean that she’d have to carry the beacon of Diana, Princess of Wales, suffering for ever more.” Read more.

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Jordan Complains After Losing Eurovision Bid

Jordan (aka ) spoke with News of the World after losing her bid to represent the Britain at the Eurovision Song Contest to Girls Aloud reject . “I know I’m the best performer of the lot but there’s been so much bitching about me from the other contestants the country’s been swayed to vote against me,” the balloon-boobed pin-up complained. “Javine said I shouldn’t enter because I’m pregnant and Gina G has been just as bitchy, going on about my boob job as if having big boobs is a crime. She’s obviously just ridiculously jealous. It made me even more determined to win so naturally I’m disappointed. But I’m a fighter and I always get what I want. I’d love to fly the flag for the UK. And if I can’t do that I’ll just have to wear it!”

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Javine To Represent Britain In Eurovision

Former ‘Popstars: The Rivals’ contestant is the British 2005 Eurovision entry. The singer won the public vote with her song ‘Touch My Fire’ – beating ballooned boobed pin-up Jordan (aka ) into second place. Read more.

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Javine Pulls Out The Stops To Compete With Jordan

was photographed grabbing her breasts while in the pool on holiday in the Grand Canaria on Tuesday (March 1). The singer is currently competing against (aka Jordan) to represent the UK at the Eurovision song contest. Check out pictures from ISIFA.com (account required).

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Jordan Pregnant With Second Child

, aka Jordan, denied she was pregnant in an interview with GMTV but hours later her rep confirmed the balloon boobed pin-up, hoping to represent Britain in the Eurovision song contest in May, was indeed pregnant by boyfriend and singer Peter Andre. “Katie and Peter are pleased to announce they are expecting their first child together,” the rep said. “We apologize for not confirming this information earlier but we have been awaiting the all-clear from a scan. It was only confirmed at lunchtime today that the baby is well and healthy.” A source told The Mirror, “Katie and Pete didn’t plan this baby. The timing isn’t ideal as Katie is trying to launch herself as a singer. She’s going all-out to be the UK’s Eurovision representative. Now voters may see her pregnancy as an obstacle. But she and Peter are happy.”

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Jordan Favored To Be UK’s Eurovision Pick

Balloon boobed pin-up , aka Jordan, is favored to represent the UK in this year’s Eurovision song contest, bookies say. 7/2 favorite Jordan plans to showcase her act on ‘Top Of The Pops’ this Friday. Read more.

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Eurovision – Making Your Mind Up

BBC.co.uk has 30-second audio clips from Britain’s five Eurovision hopefuls, including Andy Scott-Lee’s ‘Guardian Angel’, Gina G’s ‘Flashback’, ’s ‘Touch My Fire’, ’s (aka Jordan) ‘Not Just Anybody’, and Tricolore’s ‘Brand New Day’.

Audio at bbc.co.uk/radio2 has since been removed.

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Jordan Working Hard On Music Career

The Sunday Mirror reports balloon-boobed pin-up , aka Jordan, is working hard on her foray into music, especially now that boyfriend Peter Andre was dropped by his record label. “Jordan is 100 percent serious about a career in music,” a source revealed. “She has been squawking her way through a number of tunes in a London recording studio and has an OK vocal range. She knows it’s all going to be a bit tongue-in-cheek but is desperate to be taken seriously.”

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Jordan Aims To Compete With Celine And Whitney

The Sun reports that balloon boobed pin-up Jordan, now going by her real name , claims her upcoming music career will feature her belting out tunes that will compete with the likes of or . “I like singing strong ballads like Whitney, , I could have got a song out ages ago with a bikini, round a pool with them bouncing all with the beach balls. But I want to do it properly.” Read Emily Smith’s interpretation of a Jordan tune and check out a cartoon mocking her Celine aspirations here.

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