Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Thursday night, “Lisa Marie Presley will kick off her spring tour on April 26th in support of her new album. Her album is called ‘Now What?’, which is the same thing Michael said to her on their wedding night. ‘Okay, now what?’ … Did you see Lisa Marie on ‘Oprah’ talking about her marriage to Michael? Yeah, that was pretty good, wasn’t it? She said she first got suspicious something was wrong on their honeymoon when Michael carried the bellboy over the threshold. … Well, I’m sure you heard about this. Michael Jackson has allegedly been caught on tape saying that he was a virgin until the age of 32. I mean, is that really shocking? I mean, he was a black guy until he was 35.”

Jay Leno joked during his Tonight Show monologue on Wednesday night, “Oh, did you see ‘Oprah’? I noticed on ‘Oprah’ the other day, Lisa Marie Presley admitted she did consummate her marriage with Michael Jackson. Yeah. Okay, she had to put on the cub scout uniform. … And yesterday, Jamie Masada, the owner of a Los Angeles comedy club, testified at the Michael Jackson trial. The courtroom was packed, packed, with stand-up comedians. Hundreds of comics came from all over the country. Well, sure. They’ve never seen a comedy club owner swear to tell the truth before. … And Michael Jackson claimed yesterday that he was a target of a conspiracy, so apparently, these children were tricking him into bed. That was the thing.”